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Dec. 13th, 2010 12:01 am
thisisherson: I Wanna Hold Your Hand - The Beatles (I feel happy inside)
[If you were expecting a whiny teenager on the network giving an exasperated sigh over how the mansion took far too long with its decorating when it obviously could have just been done in about ten seconds as usual, well. You'll be very surprised. Instead, the camera has turned on by itself, and it's angled down...much farther than usual.

There's no question that it's Kurt - not with that precious bow tie and perfectly coiffed hair anyway. However, he couldn't be older than perhaps five or six years old. He doesn't seem very perturbed by this at all - in fact, Kurt's not even paying attention to the camera at all.

No, instead he's out in the hall, on his tip-toes, trying to reach up and grab a stocking labeled "KURT HUMMEL". Sadly, it's at least a foot and a half out of his grasp. Curses!

He does manage to snag a little bit of dangling silver tinsel in his tiny fingers though, and he yanks it down with a tug. It tears down pretty easily, so the force of the pull causes him to fall over. It sort of stuns him for a second, like he's not quite sure if that hurt enough to cry over or not, but then he gets back up to his feet and pulls down the other side. He watches, fascinated as the remaining garland extends and reconnects like magic. Wow, that was really cool.

Kurt looks down at the long piece of tinsel in his hands and suddenly, he instantly knows what to do with it. He slings it over his shoulder (after a couple of adorably uncoordinated tries) and manages to get it draped gently around the other side of his neck. After a fickle moment of adjusting it, he looks pretty proud of himself.

After all, he does have the most sparkly beautiful boa ever now. Yeah. You know you're jealous.
]

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Oct. 7th, 2010 06:29 pm
thisisherson: To Sir With Love - Lulu (What can I give you in return?)
[The camera flickers on, and Kurt is there, directly facing the camera. He's sitting in a rather modern-looking white chair in his room, with one leg delicately crossed over the other, and his hands folded in his lap. Since all of the evidence of horrible makeovers and other things that shall not be discussed is gone, he's opted to just proceed like they never happened. Ever.]

Greetings, Wonderland. As I'm sure you may remember, there were attempts to start a glee club here in the mansion. There were many distractions along the way, some cruel and unusual, and others quite the pleasant surprise - [He gives the tiniest little wave at the camera as he says this - HI DAD. ♥ ] - however, it's about time we attempted to restore some normalcy.

Glee club, for those whose cultures are sadly lacking in high school-level musical education, is also known as a show choir. We sing and dance, and compete against other show choirs. Granted, competition would be near impossible, unless there's some other prison-like mansion in the near vicinity with an active glee club. But even without that, singing can be rather cathartic, so after all of these rough events, who wouldn't want to turn to something therapeutic for comfort?

[He adjusts his hair and beams at the camera, feeling like he's rocking this PSA just as much as he's rocking his current ensemble. Military chic with the tallest Doc Martens he owns was simply the only thing appropriate for a state of the union-esque video.] Now, there's only so many high school-aged people trapped here, sadly, so we're widening our circle to anyone who wants to join. We only have a small handful of members at the moment, which is problematic for a show choir, so I highly encourage any of you who have any interest in music whatsoever to join us. We could always use musicians as well, and our pianist seems to have disappeared.

Anyway, if you're interested, we're going to start meeting on Wednesday evenings in the Music Room. It's likely the safest day, since these events seem rather prone to falling on the weekend, but should that theory be proven wrong, well, we'll reschedule.

I believe that's all for now. We hope to see you at rehearsal. [He smiles, and the camera clicks off. PERFECT TAKE.]

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Jun. 28th, 2010 09:39 pm
thisisherson: A House Is Not A Home - Dionne Warwick (Keep us apart)
[After this thread, Kurt just couldn't take it anymore. Ugh, Rachel and her conceited, bossy, ego-centric, badly dressed self. Why did he have to be stuck here with her of all people? Well, Ms. Pillsbury was there too, but among his peers, he was stuck with Rachel. Where were Mercedes, and Finn, and Tina, and, well, anyone else except Puck? She had taken over the glee club enough times at McKinley though - just the thought of sitting by and letting her force her way into the leadership role made him cringe.

Apparently she had been thinking something similar, because when he entered the hall to go speak to her, she was there already, just two doors down. They stared at each other, for a second or so. Then, they knew there was only one way to settle this. An impromptu diva off, right here, right now. Rachel's big broadway voice has already been heard over the network, but this is the first time Kurt has sung for everyone. Kurt's voice is very high, and feminine. He could easily be mistaken for a woman if there wasn't video to go along with it.

Oddly enough though, even though they're about to sing out how much they hate each other, their voices actually harmonize nicely. Neither of them seem to notice they're being recorded.
]

Cut for length and to spare your eyes from the bright colors. )

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Jun. 11th, 2010 12:26 am
thisisherson: Razzle Dazzle - Chicago (And you should realize)
[The post turns on, and enough time has passed between when Kurt arrived and now for his panic to turn into livid anger. His hands are firmly attached to his hips and he is not pleased.]

Excuse me, but what am I doing here? To the owner of this mansion – if you had actually requested my services instead of stealing me away like Mr. Ryerson driving around in a suspicious white van, I would have been more than happy to help you in your obvious need for redecorating. I’m not even sure how I got here, but this is unacceptable.

My father will flip when he realizes I never made it home, and I have glee club to worry about too. I can’t just disappear. What is this, The Lovely Bones? The Elizabeth Smart Story? [He realizes he’s comparing himself to 14-year-old girls, and stops himself, because he does kind of look and sound like a 14-year-old girl. He takes a deep breath and tries calm down.]

Can anyone actually hear me on this thing? Or better yet, can anyone tell me what on Earth is going on?

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