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[So after waking up with Finn and Santana, Kurt was pretty sure this event couldn't get any worse. It's been a really long day, and as much as he loves getting coffee with his dad or criticizing people for their new, terrible looks, Kurt's tired and wants to just sleep off this stupid hangover. So, he heads back to his room for the first time since the event began.
The camera starts rolling unexpectedly when he opens the door. In the doorway, you can see a long trail of black hair that leads into the room...which has hair all over it, much to Kurt's disgust. There's a pile of hair-dye boxes in the bottom of the closet, like he stumbled in there and went "GIVE ME ALL THE DYES". In addition, there are several empty boxes of dye around, in bizarre rainbow and neon colors. There's also a very incriminating pair of scissors and a shaver on his bed, in plain sight. A bottle of glitter spilled on the bed.
Up on the pillows, there's a very thin thing that looks like a comic book, written in a language he can't understand. After flipping through it for a minute, Kurt turns bright red and shuts it.
Then he remembers all of the people on the network who had horrible makeovers. And how his father randomly had good fashion sense.
...Then, he turns around and sees the little camera light of his journal flickering, and he panics and shuts it off before anyone comes to murder him.
BUT IT'S TOO LATE. . YOUR TERRIBLE MAKEOVER ARTIST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.]
The camera starts rolling unexpectedly when he opens the door. In the doorway, you can see a long trail of black hair that leads into the room...which has hair all over it, much to Kurt's disgust. There's a pile of hair-dye boxes in the bottom of the closet, like he stumbled in there and went "GIVE ME ALL THE DYES". In addition, there are several empty boxes of dye around, in bizarre rainbow and neon colors. There's also a very incriminating pair of scissors and a shaver on his bed, in plain sight. A bottle of glitter spilled on the bed.
Up on the pillows, there's a very thin thing that looks like a comic book, written in a language he can't understand. After flipping through it for a minute, Kurt turns bright red and shuts it.
Then he remembers all of the people on the network who had horrible makeovers. And how his father randomly had good fashion sense.
...Then, he turns around and sees the little camera light of his journal flickering, and he panics and shuts it off before anyone comes to murder him.
BUT IT'S TOO LATE. . YOUR TERRIBLE MAKEOVER ARTIST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.]
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Date: 2010-10-03 01:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-03 02:38 am (UTC)[]
It's semi-permanent. A lot of the wilder colors are. So, a few weeks. ...More or less, depending how much you wash it.
I am so sorry; I really don't remember doing any of this. []
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Date: 2010-10-03 02:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-03 03:24 am (UTC)I'm really glad you think so.
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Date: 2010-10-03 02:08 am (UTC)Ah...are you the one that cut everyone's hair?
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Date: 2010-10-03 02:44 am (UTC)I'm sorry about your hair. [] I can try to even it out, if you want.
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Date: 2010-10-03 03:36 am (UTC)[no big.]
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Date: 2010-10-03 03:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-10-03 02:18 am (UTC)You were the one who played with everyone's hair?
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Date: 2010-10-03 02:47 am (UTC)Apparently. I don't remember any of it. And most of those hair cuts were atrocious! I don't want to take credit for them!
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Date: 2010-10-03 02:59 am (UTC)Oh my god, what if they all gang up together and come after you like in Frankenstein or whatever? [The words may sound concerned, but she sure doesn't.]
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Date: 2010-10-03 03:40 am (UTC)[]
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From:[action, oh yeah.]
Date: 2010-10-03 04:34 am (UTC)knock knock~]
[action, ohhhh yeah. B)]
Date: 2010-10-03 04:47 am (UTC)...Yes? May I help you? []
[action, hope you have a gravestone, kurt B) although ahaha kanda probably won't kill him. really.]
Date: 2010-10-03 04:54 am (UTC)So. I followed the hair trail. [is that the sound of a sword being drawn? OH SNAP.] Guess where it's led me.
[action, I'M TOO YOUNG AND WELL-DRESSED TO DIE, SOB. Feel free to break in though. :V]
From:[action, NONSENSE, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO YOUNG. \o/ breaking and entering it is!]
From:[action, IT'S DOORBELL DITCHING WITHOUT THE DITCHING OR THE DOORBELL]
From:[action, THEN IT'S NOT DOORBELL DITCHING AT ALL. :C JUST. DOORSMASHING.]
From:[action, OH MY GOD I'M SORRY I'M RIDICULOUSLY LATE orz]
From:[action, LOL it's okay~ <3]
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Date: 2010-10-04 02:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-04 03:44 am (UTC)In any case, I think I owe you and several other unfortunate people an apology.
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Date: 2010-10-04 03:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-04 03:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
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From:[AUDIO okay. audio and let us pretend he doesn't have a sparkly mohawk at all]
Date: 2010-10-05 12:33 am (UTC)...
Okay guy, Alex has no idea who you are but that evidence is pretty damned incriminating. ]
Hey. Hey!
[ TURNING THE CAMERA OFF WILL NOT SAVE YOU, SIR. ]
[Audio!]
Date: 2010-10-05 05:24 am (UTC)...Yes? Can I help you? []
[sorry for the wait, I was tl;dring in Daniel's app]
Date: 2010-10-08 05:40 pm (UTC)Did you-!
[ Well, the answer to that is all over the room. ]
--Is that dye permanent?
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Date: 2010-10-05 03:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-05 05:20 am (UTC)...Yes? Do you know where it came from?
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Date: 2010-10-05 05:24 am (UTC)Me..