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[thisisherson]

[See Kurt Hummel. See Kurt Hummel looking incredibly unimpressed. Or trying to, anyway.]

An asylum. Really? Are we running through all medical facilities in events now? Should I expect to be in a veterinary clinic next week? This is seriously ridiculous, even for Wonderland.

Can we just fast-forward through the next couple of days somehow? There is absolutely nothing about this situation that suggests this event will be even remotely pleasant.

[That's all the bitching he has for now, but there will likely be more later. For now, he's just going to look down at his nails and wish he had a nail file on hand. It would keep him from freaking out about being LOCKED IN AN ASYLUM OH GOD THIS EVENT IS GOING TO BE AWFUL FOR MULTIPLE REASONS.]

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[holyandsexy.livejournal.com]

And why do you suppose a vetrinary clinic would be in your future?

[Dr.Yujinn is intrigued by this train of thought.]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

The last facility we were all thrown into was a hospital. Don't you remember? [] It was just the next health institution that came to mind, though I wouldn't put it past this place to repeat events.

...I suppose it wasn't the best example though, even if it was sarcasm.

[holyandsexy.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, events. [He consults a chart]

That's linked to this 'Wonderland' correct?

Sarcasm? So, you don't reallt believe you will be transported to a vetrenary clinic?

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

No, of course not, unless the events take a particularly bizarre turn.

[] ...What do you mean "this" Wonderland? You should know what I mean. You were there.

[holyandsexy.livejournal.com]

Now, if you had just gotten here, why did you guess an asylum right away? Aren't there other places this could be? But you guessed that because you know you've been here for months.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

...Um. What? No. No, I haven't been here for months.

It wasn't that difficult to figure out. It isn't a normal hospital, but it's definitely some kind of institution. There weren't many alternatives.

[holyandsexy.livejournal.com]

Since you got here, you've been claiming this is a place called Wonderland.

If you accept this is a mental hospital, you may be making progress.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

He's on a mission.

It's a good one, too: look out for the patients. Target what's wrong, fix it whatever way he can, using whatever means he can. He's cut and dried in his methods, but the monotony of professionalism is, at the very least, subdued beneath a charming exterior.

He has the overwhelming need to save everyone he possibly can. After all, he's a doctor. Therefore, when a distressed message crackles over his communications device, Dean Winchester answers the call.

"Are you all right?"

Dean inquires, probing the young man for information. He seems upset.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

[]

Dean? Is that you?

[]

I'm fine. I'm not hurt or anything. ...This event is just extremely unsettling so far.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

The kid seems familiar. Perhaps he's seen him in the files? Kurt...Kurt something. He must be suffering from some form of dementia, with this talk of events. Maybe they ought to chat things out. Being the charismatic person he is, Dean nods.

"Yes, it's me. And I'm pleased that you're not hurt; the hospital wing could take care of you if that were the case, though. What's this event you're talking about?"

He flashes a winning smile. Smiles disarmed others, particularly genuine ones.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

[]

...You know. The event. The mansion turned into this tacky institution?

[]

You weren't here when it became a hospital the first time, but you're really better off for it, Dean. It was horrible.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

"'Course it did."

He nods along, playing into the young man's explanation. An event? It sounded as though Kurt had been watching far too many television programs in the sitting room during recreational hours.

"And this was already a hospital," He states gently, the smile still present on his face. At the very least, he looks like he means well. "Not completely up-to-par but still good. How've you been feeling lately?"

The doctor rummages through his folders for a moment, locating one with Kurt's name on it.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

[]

...Fine. .

[]

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[psych0ruin.livejournal.com]

[have a human face that is definitely not that of a troll, ghost, frog, or robot on your screen. But she still speaks in a rather dull monotone.]

I would use my time machines but I can't find them for some reason.

[video]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

[]

...Time machines?

[video]

[psych0ruin.livejournal.com]

That's what I said.

[Aradia is immune to your human wtfs!]

[video]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

[]

How does someone just lose a time machine? Aren't they kind of big? []

[video]

[psych0ruin.livejournal.com]

Actually they're very compact. Sometimes my friends steal them and put them in chests.

Anyway it doesn't matter because I can't find them and I don't feel like looking.

[video]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Oh. ...I see. [] How helpful of you.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Look, Kurt! It's someone who is kinda-sorta-in-a-way your friend! Surely she'll be able to be on your side, right?

She walks in, carrying a tray with probably-gross food on it. It's her job, after all, to make sure the stupid patients get food, whether they eat it or not. She doesn't really care either way.

Also? She's dressed professionally. The ponytail's still there, though.]

Stop babbling about whatever and eat.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

[]

You have got to be kidding me. [] Santana?

...And I am not eating that. It looks revolting.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Okay, first of all, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to call me that. [She taps her name tag, which reads Ms. Lopez. Go ahead, Kurt. Call her Ms. Lopez.] And second, duh, of course it looks revolting, but you need to eat it anyway.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

...Let me answer those requests in order.

[] No.

[] Hell no.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Okay, how is it that you are my most annoying patient? There are like, total nutcases everywhere here, dangerous people, and even they eat better than you.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

They must be nutcases if they would willingly eat that.

Seriously, look at it, Santana. It couldn't be more disgusting unless it started moving. There's no way I'm putting that in my mouth.