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[thisisherson]

[When the camera clicks on, Kurt is standing in front of his mirror, in a room that's been changing almost as fast as he can come up with new ways to decorate it. Right now it's a mix of maroons and golds, as he tests out a more Moroccan look to his decor. He's looking terribly dapper though. He twirls, and watches how the cape moves in the reflection, then gives the look a once-over.]

Hm. This cape is incredibly well-made, but the frills just aren't working. I look like I fell into Tina's shower curtains.

[Kurt pouts, and thinks for a second.] ...Maybe something from McQueen's Fall 2009 collection instead.

[He closes his eyes and pictures the outfit in his mind, how he remembers it. The dual nature of the suit, and its asymmetry. A perfect cane and hat to complete the look. Then, in a quick second, he's wearing it. And it's every kind of perfect on him. He's significantly more pleased with this ensemble. Though, to be fair, there is very little in Alexander McQueen's collections that displeases him. It's all over his face this time though, and he's absolutely shining with pride.

Then he turns right to face the camera, coat twirling in time. What, did you think this post was an accident? Please. Kurt lives to show off his wardrobe, imagined or not.]

Much better, don't you agree? This coat is perfection.

Comments

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Only you would have that as everyday wear.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Given the quality of the wardrobes of other boys my age, I'll take that as a compliment.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

I seriously don't see how anyone would ever think you were straight.

[Hand-wave!]

But whatever. I totally got a Breadstix to show up, so get over here.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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Being able to stock up on their breadsticks from the kitchen wasn't enough? Really?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Being able to pull whatever ridiculous outfit out of the closets wasn't enough? Really?

[helena-campbell.livejournal.com]

It's kind of fun when you don't have to change, isn't it? The clothes just appear on you.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

This must be what it's like to be rich and famous. I'm sure socialites and movie stars have attendants who make clothes just appear on them.

[helena-campbell.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure that's possible in the real world.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe not literally...

...Whatever; it's still incredible. This is easily the greatest event we've had thus far.

[helena-campbell.livejournal.com]

You think so?

[She's going to look down a little embarrassed, because she has to admit to herself she feels proud.]

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[ Congrats Kurt, you are the image of frivolous capitalism. ]

Does not seem very practical. Or warm.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

It's almost summer; it doesn't need to be warm. And besides, practicality takes a backseat to fashionability, always. Just look at Alexander McQueen's famous heels!

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Are they easy to walk in? Of course not! Models have refused to walk the runway in these twelve-inch monsters. But they're still works of art in the fashion world, which makes their practicalness a non-issue.

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[ yeah he's not impressed in the slightest. SORRY KURT 8( ]

I still do not see any appeal in them. If they are a status symbol or considered "art", America has become even more peculiar than before. Hmmm, at least he has one achievement to be proud of in that respect.

[ Can't help but smile at that. And at the mental image of America wearing those. Ahahahaha. ]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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"He"? Oh, you must be from...that world where countries are personified, am I right? I met America here once before, but he left. There are still a few countries left here now though.

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[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

That is correct, little American. Technically I am the Soviet Union, but most still call me Russia.

[ If Kurt knows history, he might get worried. BUT I'M HALF CONVINCED THE GLEE KIDS DON'T ACTUALLY GO TO CLASS. THEY JUST SING AND HAVE CONSTANT RELATIONSHIP DRAMA.

Anyway. ]

And you?

[mydadsadentist.livejournal.com]

[She's just gonna watch Kurt imagine up his decorations and outfits. This isn't really her cup of tea. Don't get me wrong, she loves a good outfit, but not the whole...conceptual/runway fashion scene.

But she can't help but smile at the fact that her best friend is having so much fun with his own imagination.

She wrinkles her nose at that coat, though, and seems confused.]

Is it supposed to be missing a sleeve?

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Yes, there's only one - the jacket, vest, and cape are all a single, flawlessly constructed piece. See?

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[mydadsadentist.livejournal.com]

Uh...huh. Why though?

[He's probably explained it to her countless times before, she really just does not get the idea of conceptual fashion. Clothes are supposed to be functional and THEN fashionable!]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Because it looks simply amazing.

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[mydadsadentist.livejournal.com]

[She tries keeping a straight face but it's just so hard with how confident in himself he looks. It's infectious and she can't help but smile and admit defeat.]

You're right, it does look pretty awesome.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

You should absolutely be jelly.

...But, what do you mean by godhood?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

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[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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That's actually really nice. Is it a Marc Jacobs original?

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