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Jun. 15th, 2010 12:27 am
thisisherson: I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton John (But I got something to tell you)
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[Kurt's up in his room, deliberating over something in his closet. There are pillows carefully lined up on the floor in a bed-like shape, because he still hasn't had the chance to properly redecorate, and his bed is still firmly lodged into his wall. He has a sheet awkwardly hung up where the door is supposed to be, is is going to pretend it's chic until he can fix it. Thanks a lot, Meriken. There are accesories all along the makeshift bedding, everything from hats to scarves to bandannas to sunglasses. It's starting to look like a Claire's in here.

He has his lunch from his mother Emma open on his desk, and he's been nibbling at it. He's also taped the note she wrote him to his mirror like a total mama's boy.

Kurt turns around with two hats in hand. He doesn't look at the camera though, but at the guest in his room.
]

Well, what do you think, Pikachu? Charming little newsboy or debonair fedora?

[He lifts each one in turn, as though it will really help Pikachu weigh his options. ...YES HE'S PLAYING DRESS-UP WITH HIS PET; DON'T JUDGE. It should be the first thing everyone does with their Pikachu. Seriously. Plus they have time while they wait for Grandpa to come take pictures.]

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Date: 2010-06-15 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agilityfirst.livejournal.com
[ Pikachu wipes away apple flesh from around his mouth (he loves fruit) while he gives the question serious thought. He looks from one hat to the other, and back again, imagining himself as a newspaper-selling Pokémon and a serious business mobster. Finally, he points at the fedora. ]

Pi!

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Date: 2010-06-15 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
[]

Good choice. Newsboys are nice, but fedoras are just full to the brim with class.

[]

Very suave and sophisticated, if I do say so myself.

[]

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Date: 2010-06-15 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agilityfirst.livejournal.com
[ The fedora would fit Pikachu fine despite the size if not for his ears. They get in the way of the hat, so the way it sits on his head is a little uncomfortable. He lifts it, moves his ears around, and then settles it on his head once the discomfort is gone. ]

Pika pi.

[ He pulls the hat down on his head as he walks to the closet and peers inside. There is something he wants to wear, so he turns to Kurt and moves his arms in a backstroke motion. ]

Chu! Pika pikachu!

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Date: 2010-06-15 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
Hm?

[]

Did you find something intriguing in here?

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Date: 2010-06-15 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agilityfirst.livejournal.com
[ There's no point in wearing the hat, it's just going to fly off, so Pikachu leaves it on a pillow before he hops into the closet. He pulls out a green headband, Pikachu-sized, that he is infatuated with. He holds up the headband for Kurt to see. ]

Pika!

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Date: 2010-06-15 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
[]

I think you could pull it off. You're pretty fierce.

[]

FLIES IN LIKE A TRUE ASIAN

Date: 2010-06-15 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alwaysrec.livejournal.com
[ Japan, who was uncharacteristically late, knocked on his grandson's (one of the many many he had) door with a Nikon camera hung around his neck, and a duffel bag on his shoulder. Inside the bag he had the stand, two lights, a light reflector, and a camcorder as well.

Yes. Grandpa Japan was quite serious about this photoshoot. ]


I am sorry to be late, Kurt-san, Pikachu-san. [ because a true asian calls his grandon's pet with honorifics too ] Kururu-san had superglued my kimono..

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Date: 2010-06-16 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agilityfirst.livejournal.com
[ Pikachu would answer the door and let Japan in if he wasn't so short, but he definitely goes to greet Kurt's Grandpa. Life is hard when you're barely over a foot tall. ]

Pichu! Pika pi!

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Date: 2010-06-16 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
[]

Don't worry; it's fine, Grandpa. I'm just glad you're here. [] Now we can really get started.

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Date: 2010-06-16 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alwaysrec.livejournal.com
[ Japan begins unpacking his duffel bag and setting everything up ]

How would you like the lights, Kurt-san?

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Date: 2010-06-15 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
...Are you trying to open a clothing store of some kind?

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Date: 2010-06-15 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
[]

Not yet, Uncle Nozomu. I'm giving Pikachu a makeover, and then Grandpa is going to help me hold a photoshoot to forever capture the spectacular results on film. I have some stunning pieces that will suit his fur color perfectly.

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Date: 2010-06-15 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
[ kind of. backs away from the camera a bit. just in case you know. ]

...Did that govern- I mean, Pikachu even ask for a makeover? You should be careful, Kurt-san. People might sue you for animal abuse.

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Date: 2010-06-15 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
Please. I have never had a dissatisfied client. Ever.

...Well, except for Rachel. But that doesn't count. Either way, Pikachu is going to be fabulous when we're done.

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Date: 2010-06-15 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
Extreme animal rights protectors might not think so, Kurt-san.

...Fabulous?

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
Excuse me, but Pikachu is my pet, and if he was unhappy I would seriously know by now.

Yes. Fabulous.

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
[ siiiigh ]

Do what you want.

........Fabulous. I see. [ you hear it? the doubt? ]

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
Thank you. I plan on it.

[] Is something wrong, Uncle Nozomu?

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
"Fabulous" doesn't seem like an adjective that fits your pet.

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
[]

It's definitely not an adjective that you would know anything about in the first place.

[]

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
[ oh snap ]

I don't plan on looking "fabulous" anyway.

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
That's just lazy and sloppy of you. You seriously need help, Uncle.

[] Your hair could use a trim, you know. Or at least restyling, so you don't look so much like an emo band reject.

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
I am not lazy or sloppy!! I look better than Kei-niisan!!!

[ hmph hmph. ]

My hair does not look like an emo band reject!

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
Not by much. And yes, yes it does. Seriously, go look in the mirror. You need help.

You know, the first step to fashion disaster recovery is admitting you have a problem.

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
I may need some help, but not this kind of help!!

My fashion is not a disaster, Kurt!

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
It helps with every aspect of your life. If you look good, you'll be confident, and if you're confident you'll feel better about your life and everything in it. It shows that you care about yourself, and how you look, and people will respect you more. Good looking people get away with more things, and are more fortunate in their lives. Some of the most famous people in the world don't even have attractive features though, so how do they achieve their glory? Looking their absolute best at all times. Every moment is an opportunity for fashion.

Yes, it is. It's a disaster of international proportions. If it gets any worse, we're going to have to call in for aid.

But don't worry. You're my Uncle, and I love you. I'm more than willing to do the impossible.

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Date: 2010-06-15 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
I am confident enough. Although I do not know how that makes me look at the world in a better light. And I don't need to achieve glory. I like to live my life in peace.

It's not a disa-What. ....What are you planning to do?

[ he has a bad feeling about this ]

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Date: 2010-06-15 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
Your hair. Honestly, it's at least 90% of the problem. You seriously look like a emo kid, and at you're age that's just embarrassing. It's got to go.

YOU NEVER SAW THAT

Date: 2010-06-15 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
[ sputters in indignation ]

It's not an emo kid look!

Re: YOU NEVER SAW THAT

Date: 2010-06-15 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
See this (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-_wrh7cRuNc/SpGyzIu9vWI/AAAAAAAAA54/vxYo-X6Mlsc/s400/black-emo-boy-hair-5.jpg)? How about this (http://www.emo-site.com/images/emo-boys/emo-boys.jpg)? That is your hair, and it looks terrible.

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Date: 2010-06-15 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
My bangs part so it doesn't cover my eyes!! Therefore it's not emo like those people!!!

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Date: 2010-06-15 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisherson.livejournal.com
Bangs won't save you from your emo fate, Uncle. You're doomed to look like an over-grown high school student who hates the world when it's convenient for them unless you let me help you.

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Date: 2010-06-15 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgottagodie.livejournal.com
I don't hate the world when it's convenient for me.

I despair at the world. All the time. [ because that's better right? ]

I don't need help!

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