[Kurt's posting from the music room, where he's standing in front of a white board he's dragged into the room. There's something in green written on it, but he's standing in the way.]
Given the absurd frequency of events recently, it's been rather difficult to meet as a glee club. So now that we have a moment of peace, I thought it would be best to meet quickly, before something incredibly stupid happens again.
Back at home, we recently paid tribute to one of our world's most important musical icons - Madonna. Now, as lovely as Ms. Ciccone is, I thought we might give our attention to another important female in my world's musical canon. Her rage spans five octaves and she's sold over 200 million albums internationally. Frankly she's one of the most vocally proficient pop artists of our generation, and she deserves our attention.
[And Kurt steps aside, revealing the name on the board, in curly green script: Celine Dion.]
Now, I know that not everyone is going to be familiar with Celine and her angelic voice. Some people's worlds are sadly lacking in Celine Dion, and that is truly a tragedy. But that's why I've gone to the liberty of making everyone compilation CDs of her greatest hits. You'll thank me once you've heard her, really.
[He holds a couple of them up, and he is so excited. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO BE THE BEST WEEK OF GLEE SO FAR. And of course, Kurt isn't just going to stop at the Glee Club members - no, he's going to be sliding a bunch of these under completely random doors as well, on the grounds that everyone could use a little culture.]
And of course, anyone and everyone is welcome to attend Glee Club. I'm sure after the last few events, everyone could use something much better to do than deal with idiotic doppelgangers, or telephones ringing non-stop, or anything else that's been thrown at us lately. ...Anyway, we'll be working with Celine Dion's music this week.
[And on that note, he shuts off the camera. There'll be a log in the next day or twoif Rachel doesn't attempt to completely take over in a rage by then. Which she might. ♥]
Given the absurd frequency of events recently, it's been rather difficult to meet as a glee club. So now that we have a moment of peace, I thought it would be best to meet quickly, before something incredibly stupid happens again.
Back at home, we recently paid tribute to one of our world's most important musical icons - Madonna. Now, as lovely as Ms. Ciccone is, I thought we might give our attention to another important female in my world's musical canon. Her rage spans five octaves and she's sold over 200 million albums internationally. Frankly she's one of the most vocally proficient pop artists of our generation, and she deserves our attention.
[And Kurt steps aside, revealing the name on the board, in curly green script: Celine Dion.]
Now, I know that not everyone is going to be familiar with Celine and her angelic voice. Some people's worlds are sadly lacking in Celine Dion, and that is truly a tragedy. But that's why I've gone to the liberty of making everyone compilation CDs of her greatest hits. You'll thank me once you've heard her, really.
[He holds a couple of them up, and he is so excited. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO BE THE BEST WEEK OF GLEE SO FAR. And of course, Kurt isn't just going to stop at the Glee Club members - no, he's going to be sliding a bunch of these under completely random doors as well, on the grounds that everyone could use a little culture.]
And of course, anyone and everyone is welcome to attend Glee Club. I'm sure after the last few events, everyone could use something much better to do than deal with idiotic doppelgangers, or telephones ringing non-stop, or anything else that's been thrown at us lately. ...Anyway, we'll be working with Celine Dion's music this week.
[And on that note, he shuts off the camera. There'll be a log in the next day or two