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[thisisherson]

[After this thread, Kurt just couldn't take it anymore. Ugh, Rachel and her conceited, bossy, ego-centric, badly dressed self. Why did he have to be stuck here with her of all people? Well, Ms. Pillsbury was there too, but among his peers, he was stuck with Rachel. Where were Mercedes, and Finn, and Tina, and, well, anyone else except Puck? She had taken over the glee club enough times at McKinley though - just the thought of sitting by and letting her force her way into the leadership role made him cringe.

Apparently she had been thinking something similar, because when he entered the hall to go speak to her, she was there already, just two doors down. They stared at each other, for a second or so. Then, they knew there was only one way to settle this. An impromptu diva off, right here, right now. Rachel's big broadway voice has already been heard over the network, but this is the first time Kurt has sung for everyone. Kurt's voice is very high, and feminine. He could easily be mistaken for a woman if there wasn't video to go along with it.

Oddly enough though, even though they're about to sing out how much they hate each other, their voices actually harmonize nicely. Neither of them seem to notice they're being recorded.]


What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?

I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you.

My pulse is rushing;

My head is reeling;

My face is flushing;

What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

For your face;

Your voice;

Your clothing;

Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

Comments

[crustless-pbj.livejournal.com]

That's not very nice!

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

It's very accurate though.

[crustless-pbj.livejournal.com]

...I can't really argue with the accuracy.

[sigh.]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

I suppose we don't get points for cooperating on something?

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[hurricanebomber.livejournal.com]

[Because Gokudera is SO EFFING TIRED OF BEING FORCED TO HEAR PEOPLE SING, have him banging out Chopsticks on the piano for your listening pleasure.

He officially hates you guys. 8|]

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[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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Um, excuse me, but that was completely uncalled for.

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[hurricanebomber.livejournal.com]

[For what it's worth, Gokudera thinks that Chopsticks is an affront to both the piano as an instrument and music in general. But it was an appropriate punishment.

By way of response, he starts to play Heart and Soul instead. And while this sounds much more musical, it's still Heart and Soul, so it's still incredibly annoying.]

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[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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Heart and soul, I fell in love with you,
Heart and soul, the way a fool would do,
Madly...
Because you held me tight,
And stole a kiss in the night

[]

Wait, there's a piano here?

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[hurricanebomber.livejournal.com]

[Well that backfired. He stops playing.]

Yeah. In the music room on the first floor.

[wants-ur-ears.livejournal.com]

Did it ever occur to you that people don't want to hear you every time they turn on their communicators?

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Did it ever occur to you that maybe it was an accident? We didn't intentionally post this to the network, and we definitely had no plans to.

[wants-ur-ears.livejournal.com]

It seems to be happening with annoying frequency lately. You'd do well to make sure that thing is off before you dive into musical numbers. It's common courtesy in this place, lest you accidentally broadcast intimate encounters across the network.

Get in the habit.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Right. Thank you. I'll be sure to remember that if I ever need to condescendingly inform you that you've posted something unintentionally to your journal.

[wants-ur-ears.livejournal.com]

It's not likely to happen, but by all means.

[trinityaffinity.livejournal.com]

What kind of a world are you guys from? Does everyone sing at each other like that?

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

No. It would probably be a better place if that were true, more like a musical or a Disney movie.

We're in our school's glee club. It's sort of been ingrained in us to express ourselves through songs for assignments, so things like this tend to occur. ...It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.

1/2

[trinityaffinity.livejournal.com]

Disney...?

[trinityaffinity.livejournal.com]

Is that what you do in a glee club? Sing a lot?

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Yes, and yes. Walt Disney made a number of nostalgic children's cartoons, several of them involving elaborate song numbers. As for glee club, it's a show choir. We sing and dance, and compete against other glee clubs.

[other-father.livejournal.com]

You two sing pretty well.~

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

You think so?

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Well, thank you.

[other-father.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. I know a good voice when I hear one.

We should sing together sometime, kiddo.

[bulliednomore.livejournal.com]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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Thank you. ...Are you okay?

[bulliednomore.livejournal.com]

I-I am, afu.

D-Do you two argue a lot?