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[It's been a really long time since Kurt was willingly shirtless in public - not since he discovered how fashionable cover-ups are pool-side, at the very least. And with all of the slushie facials he's received, it hasn't been quite as long since he was in public with completely ruined hair, but that doesn't mean he's happy about the way his hair is currently floating around all wild and untamed either. No, he isn't happy at all. He's actually pretty miserable as a merman. As a matter of fact, he's looking pretty mortified to be out without all of his fashionable clothes and accessories - they're sort of like a second skin at this point.
However, Kurt's discovered swimming is a little more complicated if you insist on crossing your arms over your chest while doing so. Instead, he's taken to swimming very quickly when he needs to and then returning to his default pose of "I'm either really cold or really annoyed", and hiding around corners and in doorways whenever available. For the record though, he doesn't actually look bad - he's just sort of skinny, and pale, and awkward (though that awkwardness is almost entirely due to his nervousness about it).
The mansion's getting pretty frustrated with him though, because every time he's caught the camera on him, he's bolted out of the frame as fast as he possibly can. He's not normally so camera-shy, but this is just embarrassing and completely undignified. Before it shuts off, this can be heard from somewhere below the camera:]
Can this event please be over soon?! Why is this even happening anyway? I wasn't aware we had The Little Mermaid among us.
[The camera tilts to try and catch him, but he swims a little lower and off to the left, before darting out of that hall entirely.]
However, Kurt's discovered swimming is a little more complicated if you insist on crossing your arms over your chest while doing so. Instead, he's taken to swimming very quickly when he needs to and then returning to his default pose of "I'm either really cold or really annoyed", and hiding around corners and in doorways whenever available. For the record though, he doesn't actually look bad - he's just sort of skinny, and pale, and awkward (though that awkwardness is almost entirely due to his nervousness about it).
The mansion's getting pretty frustrated with him though, because every time he's caught the camera on him, he's bolted out of the frame as fast as he possibly can. He's not normally so camera-shy, but this is just embarrassing and completely undignified. Before it shuts off, this can be heard from somewhere below the camera:]
Can this event please be over soon?! Why is this even happening anyway? I wasn't aware we had The Little Mermaid among us.
[The camera tilts to try and catch him, but he swims a little lower and off to the left, before darting out of that hall entirely.]
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Date: 2011-02-12 06:44 pm (UTC)Still, I'm skeptical of the whole mermaid aspect of it, but since when has there been a real logical reason for anything that happens here?
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Date: 2011-02-12 11:05 pm (UTC)You did not see that
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Date: 2011-02-12 09:24 pm (UTC)Boy, I know you're not complaining when I look like the damn fish from The Little Mermaid. The yellow one. My hair is blue.
[The "Why do I even have hair, I'm a fish" is implied.]
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Date: 2011-02-12 09:41 pm (UTC)...Mercedes?
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This is insane. This entire event is insane.
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...I have to say though, you rock blue hair surprisingly well. I wouldn't recommend it all the time, but now? It's definitely working for you.
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Date: 2011-02-12 10:01 pm (UTC)But I...I don't know why you're a fish, or why we're underwater, or why this place is insistent on reenacting The Little Mermaid.
Remember how everyone was saying "Oh, the events do weird things" and "You know, there's probably something off about this carnival"? That's because things like this happen.
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Date: 2011-02-12 11:24 pm (UTC)And now it's paid off. Because OH LOOK, there he is, looking shifty and merman-y. And there she is, making a sudden appearance right in front of him.]
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Date: 2011-02-12 11:34 pm (UTC)...........Where the hell did you just come from?
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Date: 2011-02-12 11:49 pm (UTC)[She circles him
like a lion with its prey.] Awww, you're a mermaid!ACTION
Date: 2011-02-12 11:59 pm (UTC)Technically a merman, but....
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Date: 2011-02-13 12:10 am (UTC)He looked up a book on tiger sharks with Jellyfish-Philip in the library, and learned that his skin has these things called dentils, that can cut other animals. Not him, since the pads of his fingers are surprisingly resilient now, but he scraped a wall and pulled off some wood shards earlier today. Dean's trying to be more careful, but he's enjoying the speed and turning radius a little too much, stalking the hallways like the predator he is.
Racing his own time, he almost runs into-]
Whoa, shit.
[He catches himself by grabbing onto a wall sconce, stopping in front of Kurt.]
...Uh. Hey.
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Date: 2011-02-13 12:24 am (UTC)Um...hey.
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You should really watch where you're going, or you'll wind up taking out perfectly innocent people. [] ...Former people. Whatever.
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Date: 2011-02-13 01:14 am (UTC)[Dean chuckles, folding his arms across his chest.] Sorry, dude. Just runnin' the rounds. [He offers a feral grin, still ridiculously pleased that he's a ferocious sea-creature, rather than like...a crab.]
...are you cold, or something?
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Date: 2011-02-14 12:42 am (UTC)[Yeah, she's Ursulafied. B(]
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Date: 2011-02-15 05:00 am (UTC)Well...at least you would have had one of the most impressive musical numbers in the movie?
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Date: 2011-02-15 05:17 am (UTC)Finn?
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Date: 2011-02-15 06:19 am (UTC)Oh. Hey, dude.
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