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[It's been a really long time since Kurt was willingly shirtless in public - not since he discovered how fashionable cover-ups are pool-side, at the very least. And with all of the slushie facials he's received, it hasn't been quite as long since he was in public with completely ruined hair, but that doesn't mean he's happy about the way his hair is currently floating around all wild and untamed either. No, he isn't happy at all. He's actually pretty miserable as a merman. As a matter of fact, he's looking pretty mortified to be out without all of his fashionable clothes and accessories - they're sort of like a second skin at this point.
However, Kurt's discovered swimming is a little more complicated if you insist on crossing your arms over your chest while doing so. Instead, he's taken to swimming very quickly when he needs to and then returning to his default pose of "I'm either really cold or really annoyed", and hiding around corners and in doorways whenever available. For the record though, he doesn't actually look bad - he's just sort of skinny, and pale, and awkward (though that awkwardness is almost entirely due to his nervousness about it).
The mansion's getting pretty frustrated with him though, because every time he's caught the camera on him, he's bolted out of the frame as fast as he possibly can. He's not normally so camera-shy, but this is just embarrassing and completely undignified. Before it shuts off, this can be heard from somewhere below the camera:]
Can this event please be over soon?! Why is this even happening anyway? I wasn't aware we had The Little Mermaid among us.
[The camera tilts to try and catch him, but he swims a little lower and off to the left, before darting out of that hall entirely.]
However, Kurt's discovered swimming is a little more complicated if you insist on crossing your arms over your chest while doing so. Instead, he's taken to swimming very quickly when he needs to and then returning to his default pose of "I'm either really cold or really annoyed", and hiding around corners and in doorways whenever available. For the record though, he doesn't actually look bad - he's just sort of skinny, and pale, and awkward (though that awkwardness is almost entirely due to his nervousness about it).
The mansion's getting pretty frustrated with him though, because every time he's caught the camera on him, he's bolted out of the frame as fast as he possibly can. He's not normally so camera-shy, but this is just embarrassing and completely undignified. Before it shuts off, this can be heard from somewhere below the camera:]
Can this event please be over soon?! Why is this even happening anyway? I wasn't aware we had The Little Mermaid among us.
[The camera tilts to try and catch him, but he swims a little lower and off to the left, before darting out of that hall entirely.]
