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[thisisherson]

[Kurt's pretty sure he's got this event all figured out. He's about six or so, but he wasn't always. His dad's not here (which is highly upsetting) and neither is his mom (which is even more upsetting than that, because he knows she's gone but he still wants her there). Some of his friends are here though, and that's good. He remembers all about the closets and the kitchens, and how he can get anything he wants whenever he wants. He misses being big though. It's hard to reach things and his motor skills aren't as good as they were before. How depressing.

But it's okay. He has the best idea to cheer himself up, and maybe cheer up some of the kids who keep crying forever. It's why he's borrowing the kitchen for a bit. He's going to have the greatest tea party ever and unlike the tea parties he had when he was this age the first time, more people than just his parents will want to show up.

He found an Easy Bake Oven (and all the mixes he could ever want for it!) and it's set up on the table so he can make all the snacks ever for it. Sure he could get some from the kitchen, but it's more special when you make things yourself and all the recipes he used to know are kind of hard to understand now. Suddenly he spots the light recording him though, and he remembers what that is, so he waves.]

I'm going to have a tea party! Everyone's invited! ...Unless you don't like tea. Or nice things.

[The post ends after a loud whistle coming from the stove, where Kurt has apparently put on a kettle of water so he can make real tea. This isn't a bad idea at all!]

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[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[La la laaaa, Santana recognizes tiny Kurt from whenever ago that was! She is oddly happy that they are both children! Therefore, BURSTING INTO THE KITCHEN NOW.]

PARTY DON'T START TIL-- [That's as far as she gets before breaking into giggles.]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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That's the best song! [] DON'T STOP, MAKE IT POP! DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP!

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[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Oh Kurt, your trademark dance move is less hilarious and more adorable at that size.]

Duuuuh~! So whatcha doing?

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[skyfetish.livejournal.com]

[ Alto looks quite interested in the post. It seems so... different ]

A tea party?

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[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. There's going to be cake, and real tea and it's gonna be the classiest ever.

Have you ever been to a tea party? You can come to mine!

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[skyfetish.livejournal.com]

It's a Western tea party, right? I've never been to those!

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[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

I totally like nice things...

[Not sure about tea, but... is that nice, too? And--Kurt, he likes Kurt, right? He's not a stranger, so his parties are probably okay.]

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[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Then you should come to the party!

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...Wait, Poland? You're little too?

[] You should definitely come to my party! It's been forever and ever and you're really awesome! Please? It'll be fun!

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[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Poland nods, which a ferventness which almost seems hazardous with his current head:body proportions. Then he gives a cocky little smile which is almost certainly compensating for how talking to people makes him sort of want to flee and hide under a table forever.]

For sure! I'll like, come and help make your party way cooler~

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[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Action

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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Hi Puck. Are you here for the tea party?

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[video forever]

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

You sure that's a good idea?

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

It's the best idea. Tea parties are the best parties.

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

...oh. My God.

[Dean was just going to step into the kitchen for a burger, but there are tiny pastries everywhere. The air is sickeningly sweet with the cloying scent of baked sugar, and holy shit please say there's pie.

Then he realizes the source of the cooking. It's a tiny child that looks like-]

Kurt?

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[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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Hi, Dean! I'm going to have a tea party! Wanna come?

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

A tea party?

[Oooo, that looks like fun. He thinks it's a little girly, but if a guy's hosting, then it's all good! Right?]

What kinda tea and stuff are you makin'?

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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It's going to be Earl Grey tea with milk and sugar, and I'm making lots of cakes and cookies for everyone! Chocolate cake, sugar cookies, brownies...there's a pretzel mix somewhere here too.

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[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

[Everyone! Feferi's an everyone! Even if she looks like a giant bug right now. You can assume from the excited chittering that she would very much like to come if she isn't going to scare people]

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[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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...What are you?

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Um...do you want to come to my tea party too?

[Video] and then Sokka completed his Glee cr collection

[boomerangbend.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, Kurt, but Sokka doesn't care about the whole tea thing. What he does care about though is that Easy Bake Oven you have in there. Since he hasn't encountered that wondrous piece of technology yet, he assumes it's just a mini stove.]

Hi! I'm Sokka! I don't care about tea and all, but I like nice things!

[Like food. Food is such a nice thing. It's the best of all the things. Clearly, it's as superior as playtime, if not more!]

[Video] I hear if you mail them all in, you get a Space Sword

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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I've got Orange Juice too, I guess. But tea's better, so you're missing out.

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[action forever]

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

[Beiste is pretty sure she's an everyone, so she's just...gonna creep into the kitchen and stand there awkwardly. Hi.]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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Hi Shannon! Do you wanna come to my tea party?

[tobendthetide.livejournal.com]

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

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Hi! I'm Kurt! Who are you?

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